Move over Angelina Jolie

I feel like a star.

I spent the morning speaking to a journalist and having my picture taken over and over by a photographer. Why? Because I'm a star dammit.

No, ok, I'm just an expat, but who wants to be a star when you can be an expat? Who wants to be a millionaire when you can be a penniless volunteer? Who wants to... enough.

I might be in an exhibition, or a newspaper column, or a book, or all three! Guess that's my 15 minutes taken care of. They were both very nice so you other Poland-based expats should really reply to the emails and go get your moment of glory.