An email I received today

Subject: Leeds Alumni Mentoring Network

Do you remember considering your career options in your final year at University?

(Oh yes, I went to a million and one career talks in the last year of both degrees, and considered several options, including the police and an advertising agency or two. Ha.)

Can you recall the stresses and strains of job applications and recruitment fairs?

(Well, the fairs were scary as hell so i generally avoided them, but job applications continue to be the bane of my life.)

Could you share an insight of your career field with a Leeds student?

(Oh, no no no. That is the one thing I coulkd not do. You have the wrong person. You need someone *with* a career. Thanks for the mail though.)